STARTING 10/2 THIS GAME WILL BE MOVING TO STANS NEW PLACE...KB BILLIARDS 7540 WASHINGTON BLVD JESSUP MD (ITS JUST UP THE ROAD FROM THE NINES)
FOR CONTINUED STANDINGS OF SEASON XXVII SEE KB BILLIARDS
SEASON XXVI WEEK 12
| Rank | Team Name | Bowl Pts | Wins | Game Pts |
| 1 | ASSORTED NUTS | 19 | 4 | 662 |
| 2 | ITCHY & SCRATCHY | 18 | 5 | 689 |
| 3 | MURPHY'S LAW | 7 | 1 | 306 |
| 4 | SANFORD AND SON | 5 | 1 | 226 |
| 5 | BOSTON | 5 | 1 | 70 |
| 6 | TYPE A | 3 | 1 | 62 |
| 7 | DON'T HAVE A CLUE | 3 | 0 | 150 |
| 8 | CPH | 0 | 0 | 249 |
| 9 | VICTORIOUS SECRET | 0 | 0 | 55 |
| 10 | JOURNEY | 0 | 0 | 46 |
| 11 | ATHENA KONA | 0 | 0 | 45 |
| 12 | THREE 2 ONE | 0 | 0 | 38 |
| 13 | DELTA FORCE | 0 | 0 | 30 |
| 14 | MORNING WOOD | 0 | 0 | 23 |
| 15 | FRANK THE TANK | 0 | 0 | 13 |
| 16 | NO NUTS NEEDED | 0 | 0 | 7 |
| 17 | RAUL & THE THREE AMIGOS | 0 | 0 | 0 |
SEASON XXV FINAL STANDINGS
| Rank | Team Name | Bowl Pts | Wins | Game Pts |
| 1 | ASSORTED NUTS | 28 | 8 | 635 |
| 2 | ITCHY & SCRATCHY | 7 | 0 | 484 |
| 3 | CPH | 4 | 1 | 132 |
| 4 | DAN-O | 3 | 1 | 49 |
| 5 | SANFORD AND SON | 3 | 0 | 122 |
| 6 | MURPHEY'S LAW | 2 | 0 | 161 |
| 7 | BAKERS DOZEN MINUS 11 | 2 | 0 | 42 |
| 8 | ON A MISSION | 1 | 0 | 58 |
| 9 | ME, MYSELF, AND IRIE | 1 | 0 | 48 |
| 10 | PBI | 0 | 0 | 52 |
| 11 | SHITBIRDS | 0 | 0 | 45 |
| 12 | MY WIFE AND KIDS | 0 | 0 | 42 |
| 13 | WHO CARES | 0 | 0 | 34 |
| 14 | LAST AGAIN | 0 | 0 | 29 |
| 15 | PLAYAZ | 0 | 0 | 25 |
| 16 | HOGANS HEROES | 0 | 0 | 12 |
| 17 | OU812 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| 18 | PORK CHOP | 0 | 0 | 9 |
| 19 | FAB 4 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| 20 | MEYERS | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 20 | ASO | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 20 | RICK | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 20 | FIVE AMIGOS | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 20 | EJ | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 20 | OHIOANS | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 20 | TJ | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 20 | ETS | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rank | Team Name | Bowl Pts | Wins | Game Pts |
| 1 | ASSORTED NUTS | 23 | 7 | 605 |
| 2 | ITCHY & SCRATCHY | 14 | 3 | 474 |
| 3 | CPH | 3 | 0 | 257 |
| 4 | PGFD | 2 | 0 | 92 |
| 5 | SANFORD AND SON | 1 | 0 | 205 |
| 6 | MURPHEY'S LAW | 0 | 0 | 69 |
| 7 | FUALI | 0 | 0 | 65 |
| 8 | SHITBIRDS | 0 | 0 | 60 |
| 9 | KONATHENA | 0 | 0 | 37 |
| 10 | SWEET TEA | 0 | 0 | 29 |
| 11 | FATBOYS | 0 | 0 | 24 |
| 12 | HACKERS | 0 | 0 | 20 |
| 13 | TRAVELERS | 0 | 0 | 15 |
| 14 | MALIGNANT NARCISISTS | 0 | 0 | 12 |
| 15 | GNAR KILLS | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 15 | FREE BEER | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 15 | H&B | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 15 | SIN TWISTERS | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 15 | ZACH AND KELLY | 0 | 0 | 0 |
SEASON 23 Week 12 of 12--time for a fun filled, easier off-season
| Rank | Team Name | Bowl Pts | Wins | Game Pts |
| 1 | ASSORTED NUTS | 14 | 8 | 688 |
| 2 | CPH | 6 | 3 | 551 |
| 3 | MALIGNANT NARCISSITS | 1 | 0 | 96 |
| 4 | LITTLE RASCALS | 1 | 0 | 51 |
| 5 | DON'T REMEMBER | 0 | 0 | 72 |
| 6 | HARD PRESSED | 0 | 0 | 53 |
| 7 | FUALI | 0 | 0 | 35 |
| 8 | UNWAVERING MONOTONES | 0 | 0 | 25 |
| 9 | WANDERERS | 0 | 0 | 25 |
| 9 | MURPHEYS LAW | 0 | 0 | 25 |
| 11 | ARMY OF CHAMPIONS | 0 | 0 | 24 |
| 12 | RAVENS | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| 13 | SIMCOX | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| 14 | GIANTS SUCK | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 14 | TEAM 21075 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
SEASON XXII WK 10
| Rank | Team Name | Bowl Pts | Wins | Game Pts |
| 1 | ASSORTED NUTS | 22 | 5 | 503 |
| 2 | TEE DUBS | 11 | 2 | 331 |
| 3 | CPH | 10 | 2 | 296 |
| 4 | UNWAVERING MONOTONES | 4 | 1 | 49 |
| 5 | MURPHEYS LAW | 2 | 0 | 63 |
| 6 | SINGLE 4 THE NIGHT | 2 | 0 | 51 |
| 7 | NADS | 1 | 0 | 50 |
| 8 | WANDERERS | 0 | 0 | 40 |
| 9 | BROS W/ HOES | 0 | 0 | 20 |
| 10 | FIST OF FURY | 0 | 0 | 15 |
| 11 | FAB 4 | 0 | 0 | 11 |
| 12 | SENIOR MOMENTS | 0 | 0 | 8 |
| 13 | KONATHENA | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| 14 | FUALI | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| 15 | PORKCHOP | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| 16 | ROCKSTARS | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 16 | BELLS OF JOY | 0 | 0 | 0 |
SEASON 21 FINAL STANDINGS
| Rank | Team Name | Bowl Pts | Wins | Game Pts |
| 1 | ASSORTED NUTS** | 22 | 6 | 488 |
| 2 | CPH* | 14 | 2 | 447 |
| 3 | PASSING TIME* | 4 | 1 | 68 |
| 4 | TEE-DUBS* | 1 | 0 | 269 |
| 5 | HACKERS* | 1 | 0 | 173 |
| 6 | FUALI | 1 | 0 | 69 |
| 7 | BRITNEY'S SECRET | 1 | 0 | 65 |
| 8 | GOSPADEIN SNEG | 1 | 0 | 48 |
| 9 | RAIDERETTES | 0 | 0 | 43 |
| 10 | BOOYEAH | 0 | 0 | 33 |
| 11 | MURPHEY'S LAW | 0 | 0 | 31 |
| 12 | NADS | 0 | 0 | 28 |
| 13 | THEO | 0 | 0 | 23 |
| 14 | BOSTON | 0 | 0 | 20 |
| 15 | ASSEY McGHEE | 0 | 0 | 19 |
| 16 | JOHNSTON | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 16 | BETH & BRIAN | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| | **HOUSE CHAMPION | | | |
| | *PLAYOFF TEAM | | | |
THE LONGEST RUNNING FINAL SCORE GAME WELCOMES YOU TO SEASON XX
CONGRATULATIONS AND GOOD LUCK TO THE PLAYOFF TEAMS
| Rank | Team Name | Bowl Pts | Wins | Game Pts |
| 1 | ASSORTED NUTS** | 12 | 4 | 390 |
| 2 | TEE DUBS* | 5 | 2 | 183 |
| 3 | CPH* | 4 | 0 | 286 |
| 4 | GOSPADEIN SNEG* | 3 | 1 | 215 |
| 5 | MALIGNANT NARCISSISTS* | 3 | 1 | 76 |
| 6 | THE HACKERS | 1 | 0 | 56 |
| 7 | FUALI | 0 | 0 | 133 |
| 8 | FAB 4 | 0 | 0 | 45 |
| 9 | MURPHEY'S LAW | 0 | 0 | 18 |
| 10 | FLIP FLOPS | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| | **HOUSE CHAMPION | | | |
| | *PLAYOFF TEAM | | | |
SEASON XIX
| RANK | TEAM NAME | BOWL PTS | WINS | GAME PTS |
| 1 | ASSORTED NUTS** | 38 | 4 | 622 |
| 2 | DUMB & DUMBER* | 34 | 3 | 549 |
| 3 | SOME OTHER BROADS OBSCURE LYRICS* | 25 | 3 | 448 |
| 4 | DELTA FORCE* | 11 | 0 | 273 |
| 5 | BANG IT HON* | 7 | 0 | 282 |
| 6 | CPH | 6 | 0 | 255 |
| 7 | MALIGNANT NARCISSISTS | 5 | 0 | 156 |
| 8 | BIG SNAKES SHUT-INS | 2 | 0 | 96 |
| 9 | AGORAPHOBICS NIGHT OUT | 2 | 0 | 48 |
| 10 | CASTINE SUPREME | 2 | 0 | 38 |
| 11 | FAB FOUR | 1 | 0 | 72 |
| 12 | TGIS | 1 | 0 | 45 |
| 13 | DEAN'S DIMWITS | 0 | 0 | 29 |
| 14 | TEAM TOMMY | 0 | 0 | 24 |
| 15 | SKYE DOGS | 0 | 0 | 22 |
| 16 | YOU AND US | 0 | 0 | 21 |
| 17 | TEAM JOHN | 0 | 0 | 17 |
| 18 | BIG BOYS | 0 | 0 | 15 |
| 19 | 2 GUYS & A DOG | 0 | 0 | 12 |
| 20 | HIGH FIVES | 0 | 0 | 11 |
| 21 | US MARSHALLS | 0 | 0 | 11 |
| 22 | MURPHEYS LAW | 0 | 0 | 7 |
| 23 | BEAR | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 24 | GHEE'S | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| | **CLINCHED THE HOUSE TITLE | | | |
| | *CLINCHED A PLAYOFF SPOT | | | |